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Me & My Old Lady
Ixnay on the Hombre album cover
First Released Ixnay on the Hombre
Recorded Eldorado Recording Studios, Hollywood, California
Length 4:33
Singer/Guitarist Dexter Holland
Guitarist Noodles
Bassist Greg K.
Drummer Ron Welty
Produced by Dave Jerden

"Me & My Old Lady" is the fourth track on The Offspring's 1997 fourth album, Ixnay on the Hombre.

Lyrics

She ain't no ball and chain
She ain't no ball and chain
She ain't no ball and chain

Me and my old lady lay in bed all day
When I say I love her, well, she rolls the other way
Really, she don't mean it, everything she says
Still, if I believe in love, there's nothing wrong
There's nothing wrong with my head

Me and my old lady, sit and sip on wine
When she says she loves me, well, I say that love is blind
Really, I don't mean it, everything I say
Still if she believes in love, there's nothing wrong
There's nothing wrong with her head

So what if we're making a scene, now?
You know she don't give a shit, ooooooh
When she's pawin' and grabbin' on me, now
You know I don't mind a bit
It's all good and we ain't gonna change now
The world is unaware, ooooooh
So if you want, go on and stare
'Cause we don't care, we don't care

Shout!
She ain't no ball and chain
She ain't no ball and chain
She ain't no ball and chain
She ain't no ball and chain

She ain't no ball and chain
She ain't no ball and chain
She ain't no ball and chain
She ain't no ball and, she ain't no ball and

Me and my old lady suck each other dry
And when in that position, I'm the luckiest man alive
Quenching our libidos, passing time away
Now that we believe in love, there's nothing wrong
There's nothing wrong with our head, our head, now

So what if we're making a scene, now?
You know she don't give a shit, ooooooh
When she's pawin' and grabbin' on me, now
You know I don't mind a bit
It's all good and we ain't gonna change now
The world is unaware, ooooooh
So if you want, go on and stare
'Cause we don't care, we don't care

Shout!
She ain't no ball and chain
She ain't no ball and chain
She ain't no ball and chain
She ain't no ball and chain

She ain't no ball and chain
She ain't no ball and chain
She ain't no ball and chain
She ain't no ball and, she ain't no ball and

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